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Send a clear photo of the room exactly as it is. Clutter included—we need the full story.
Brutal feedback. Better spaces.
Roast your room. Fix the vibe.
Upload one photo. Get a funny, painfully accurate room roast for free. Then see a smarter, better-looking version with an AI redesign mockup.
Free first roast · Shareable verdict · No designer invoice
WHY THO?AFTER:
MUCH BETTER.
RoastBot verdict
“Your rug is social distancing from the furniture. We can fix that.”
Made for the group chat
A roast with a point.
01
Funny enough to share
02
Useful enough to act on
03
Private when you want it
From roast to redesign
THE FIX STARTS WITH THE READ.
No design degree, perfect floor plan, or expensive consultation needed. Just a room, a little courage, and a photo.
Get your roast
Receive a sharp, screenshot-ready verdict that calls out the layout, color, and decor decisions.
Make it much better
Unlock a redesigned after image with smarter swaps, a clearer direction, and shoppable ideas.
Pick your level of brutal
GET THE JOKE. THEN GET THE UPGRADE.
The Roast
$0
The friendly drag your room has been asking for.
- AI room roast
- Shareable one-liner
- Fast, honest feedback
Most improved
The Redesign
$9
See the room you could have before you buy another thing that “might work.”
- Everything in The Roast
- AI-generated after image
- Color and layout direction
- Shoppable product ideas
Designer Roast
$15
For when you want a real human eye on the chaos.
- Expert-written critique
- Prioritized improvements
- Personalized direction
Before you upload
FAIR QUESTIONS. BLUNT ANSWERS.
Your couch can handle it
ONE PHOTO AWAY FROM MUCH BETTER.
Get the laugh, find the actual problem, and see what your space could become.
Roast my room